Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Love your hate...

Think of someone you hate. No, not someone you dislike, or someone you don't care for... think of someone you hate.

Feel the hatred grind into your soul.

Feel it turn your glowing heart dark and cold.

Feel the hatred howling inside you, feel it hurl itself against the walls of tolrance and compassion, straining to be free.

Let it free. Hate.

Simple, all consuming, oblivion promising hate.

Now go vote the opposite of what that person will vote. Revel in the glorious knowledge that you have just canceled out their vote. Think of them, all smug with their little "I voted!" sticker, secure in the knowledge that they voted just how Baby Jesus wanted them to vote. Cackle to yourself knowing that you have denieed them their pathetic little voice in the world.

yyyeesssss... now go online and steal some movies, preferably some with full frontal nudity. You've earned it.

Hey, if you wanted to vote for yourself you already would have. this is just for those who need a darker motivation.

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